Ringer

Gemma:
[About the terrace design on the penthouse] You don't seem that excited. What's wrong? I thought you live for this stuff.

Bridget:
[As Siobhan] I do, I'm just tired. Andrew came home late last night.

Gemma:
You're skinny and you're having sex.

Bridget:
No! We didn't.

Gemma:
Last time I saw Henry naked was right before the twins turned three. Last Year! I think Henry's having an affair. I can't stand to look at him, let alone sleep next to him. Oh I can so use you and a Martini. Say you'll go out with me tonight.

Bridget:
I'd love to.

Gemma:
Oh no wait, don't you have that thing?

Bridget:
What thing?

Gemma:
That fundraising thing.

Bridget:
Yes, I totally forgot.

Gemma:
I'll be fine. I'll just, hook up with one of the workmen. I'm sure contractors make more money than out of work novelists.