Roseanne, Season 7

Roseanne:
You haven't been feedin' me a load of the truth, have ya?

David:
Yeah. I thought that's what you'd like.

Roseanne:
David, obviously you know very little about this family. We have raised three children without the truth, and we've managed to do very well, thank you, without your consarned newfangled ways.

Dan:
Hi, honey. David, what are you doing up?

David:
Well... I heard this noise, so I came downstairs to see what it was, and it was this huge bird... that was caught in the screen door there, I got it out, and then he left.

Dan:
[nonchalantly] Okay. [saunters back to bed]

Roseanne:
See?