Roseanne, Season 7

Stacy:
I used to think that people that insulted me were just mean, stupid or horrible. But now I think it's just because they've never had really good sex.

Bev:
What are you talking about?

Stacy:
Well, here's a really good test. Have you ever done it, and when you were through, your hands were just filled with his hair, but you don't remember pulling it out?

Bev:
Well, I'm leaving. I'm going to have a respectable conversation with a couple of longshoremen.

[She leaves in a huff]

Jackie:
Stacy!

Stacy:
I'm sorry! I was just trying to help. Are you mad at me?

Jackie:
[grabbing their jackets] No, no! Come on. The way you just treated my mom, I feel like dancing!