Roseanne, Season 7

Jackie:
Wha- Did you hear that?! D.J.'s gonna take something that's dead and bring it back to life- that's like playing God!

Darlene:
I'm sure God was thrilled by that comparison. [She walks over to where D.J. is thawing the bee] Ooh, nice- we haven't cooked out in a long time!

D.J.:
It just takes a minute.

Jackie:
I feel like there oughta be spooky music playing! [she makes lame spooky sounds]

Darlene:
Please, please be a killer bee! Why don't you just zap it in the microwave?

D.J.:
Tried that. Blew up.

David:
[walks in] What are you doing?

Darlene:
Bringing a bee back to life.

David:
Okay [leaves]

Jackie:
Y'know, D.J., bees are very intelligent creatures, and their amazingly devoted. I read someplace that if you kill one, the whole hive comes and finds your scent and kills you.

Darlene:
Actually, it's his scent that tends to kill them.

D.J.:
D'you see?

Jackie:
Oh, my God Darlene look, it's a miracle, the bee's alive.

Darlene:
[very bored] Truly, He is the Son of God.

D.J.:
See, I told you I could do it! Look, he's getting ready to take off- there he goes!-