Roseanne, Season 7
Jackie:
Wha- Did you hear that?! D.J.'s gonna take something that's dead and bring it back to life- that's like playing God!
Darlene:
I'm sure God was thrilled by that comparison. [She walks over to where D.J. is thawing the bee] Ooh, nice- we haven't cooked out in a long time!
D.J.:
It just takes a minute.
Jackie:
I feel like there oughta be spooky music playing! [she makes lame spooky sounds]
Darlene:
Please, please be a killer bee! Why don't you just zap it in the microwave?
D.J.:
Tried that. Blew up.
David:
[walks in] What are you doing?
Darlene:
Bringing a bee back to life.
David:
Okay [leaves]
Jackie:
Y'know, D.J., bees are very intelligent creatures, and their amazingly devoted. I read someplace that if you kill one, the whole hive comes and finds your scent and kills you.
Darlene:
Actually, it's his scent that tends to kill them.
D.J.:
D'you see?
Jackie:
Oh, my God Darlene look, it's a miracle, the bee's alive.
Darlene:
[very bored] Truly, He is the Son of God.
D.J.:
See, I told you I could do it! Look, he's getting ready to take off- there he goes!-
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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