Schitt's Creek, Season 1

Lawyer:
There is a very small amount set aside for you, and one asset the government has allowed you to retain.

Moira:
The kids?

Lawyer:
The children are dependents, Moira. You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny.

Johnny:
Yes, I bought that as a joke for my son.

David:
Wait, you actually purchased that town?

Johnny:
Yes, I purchased the town, how else could I get the deed?

David:
You could've photo shopped the deed!

Alexis:
And saved the money!

Johnny:
Why would I Photoshop a deed? The joke was owning the town!

Moira:
Okay, stop.

Johnny:
That was the joke!

David:
Oh my God!

Johnny:
Well, that was the joke!

Lawyer:
To Johnny's credit this town just might be your saving grace, at least for a while.

Moira:
What do you mean?

Lawyer:
You can live there for next to nothing until you get back on your feet.

Moira:
I'm sure there's a penthouse we can move into. Please, there are other options.

Lawyer:
Well, homelessness is still on the table.