Schitt's Creek, Season 1

Johnny:
How did you open the door?

Moira:
I threw a shoe. This wine is aw-ful! Get me another glass.

Johnny:
Well, I think maybe we've had enough wine, sweetheart.

Moira:
I can't feel my tongue. But I know it's there, because I'm talking.

Johnny:
Moira, you should hear what they're saying about you out there. You are doing great!

Moira:
No. No, John, I ruined it. I ruined everything.

Johnny:
No! No, you didn't!

Moira:
I did!

Johnny:
No, sweetheart, I ruined everything. I ruined it.

Moira:
You did? Why did you ruin everything?

Johnny:
Okay. Well, let's not focus on me right now.