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Schitt's Creek, Season 2

Schitt's Creek (2015-2020) is a Canadian television situation comedy written by Eugene Levy and Dan Levy that aired on CBC_Television. The series follows the formerly wealthy Rose family's trials and tribulations after their business manager embezzl… more »

Johnny:
David can cook.

David:
I can't cook.

Johnny:
You got that Teppanyaki table for your bar mitzvah.

David:
That was thrown out after Alexis left her extensions on it and everything smelled like burnt hair.

Alexis:
I thought it was an actual table, David.

David:
There was a plug coming out of the side of it!

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