Schitt's Creek, Season 2
Johnny:
What is that? Is that a new lamp?
David:
Yeah, I'm thinking of bringing home-ware into the store, so that's a write off.
Johnny:
That's a write off? Do you even know what a write off is?
David:
Uh yeah, it's when you buy something for your business and the government pays you back for it.
Johnny:
Oh, and who pays for it?
David:
Nobody, you write it off.
Johnny:
Who writes it off?!
David:
I don't know, the govern-- the "write off" people! Why are we having this conversation?
Stevie:
So if I need booze to get through my day, I can just write that off?
David:
That's a stretch.
Stevie:
But the skin care products you got this morning, those are a write off?
Johnny:
What skin care products? You purchased skin care products?!
David:
Okay, okay. I am the face of the company. If I have acne, what does that say about the legitimacy of the store?
Johnny:
[gesturing] That's not a write off! That's not a write off! This?! Not a write off!
David:
Oh, well, the bedding's non refundable, so...
Johnny:
David, a write off... is a business expense used to reduce your taxable income!
David:
Okay, well then why isn't it called a "tax write off?"
Johnny:
[yelling] It is!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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