Scorpion, Season 1

Megan O'Brien:
I thought you guys were geniuses. Someone say something smart.

Paige Dineen:
Hi, Megan, I'm Paige. They were just playing a spirited game of--

Toby Curtis:
Move Sylvester's Stuff Around.

Paige Dineen:
Yeah, so they're a little out of it. [pause] Guys, this is when you introdu--

Sylvester Dodd:
Yes, OK. Hello, Megan. Nice to meet you. Walter's told me so much about you.

Megan O'Brien:
No, he hasn't.

Sylvester Dodd:
No, he hasn't.

Toby Curtis:
Hey. Dr. Tobias M. Curtis. It's a pleasure.

Happy Quinn:
Hey. I'm Happy.

Megan O'Brien:
And I'm dying, but you don't see me telling everyone.

Toby Curtis:
Yes! Inappropriate self-deprecating humor to put others at ease. I like your approach.

Megan O'Brien:
I like your hat.