Scorpion, Season 1

Toby Curtis:
I've been collecting data on your shifting behavior patterns the past few months, and the result is an ironclad theorem that proves you have feelings for Paige.

Walter O'Brien:
[laughs] That's preposterous.

Toby Curtis:
Said the climate-change denier in the face of scientific evidence. While you're at it, how about you get no vaccines today? You wanna take this for a spin? Remember the reservation you made for a Valentine's Day "work dinner"?

Walter O'Brien:
We never ended up having a meal.

Toby Curtis:
OK, how about the new lavender diffuser in your office?

Walter O'Brien:
That is to mask the smell of experiment-generated mouse urine.

Toby Curtis:
That's disgusting. But also a lie. Pagie loves lavender; that handcream of hers is always stinkin' up the van. Finally: Coffee arabica....You put cinnamon in our pot here.

Walter O'Brien:
It has anti-oxidants and improves brain function.

Toby Curtis:
Cinnamon's for elves.

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Walter O'Brien:
And how old are you?

Toby Curtis:
Thirteen months older than you, so show your elders respect.