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Seinfeld, Season 9

Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more »

George:
So she coughed.

Jerry:
Coughing? Naked? It's a turn-off, man.

George:
Everything goes with naked.

Jerry:
When you cough there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.

George:
You spoiled, spoiled man. You know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?

Jerry:
But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad.

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