Seinfeld, Season 9

George:
Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can with "George Costanza".

Jerry:
Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

George:
The nickname... George, what is that? It's nothing. It's got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.

Jerry:
You mean like Liza?!

George:
I was thinking T-Bone.

Jerry:
But there's no T in your name. What about G-Bone?

George:
There's no G-Bone.

Jerry:
There's a G-Spot.

George:
That's a myth.