Sesame Street, Season 26 (1994-95)

Sesame Street (1969-) is an American educational children television program designed for preschoolers, and is recognized as a pioneer of the contemporary standard which combines education and entertainment in children's television shows. Sesame Str… more »

[Jon Stewart, Prairie Dawn and the crew are locked in the dressing room by accident]

David Alan Grier:
Jon, you're on in 30 seconds.

Jon Stewart:
David, we can't get out! The door's stuck!

David Alan Grier:
What? Well, where's the handyman I sent in?

Jon Stewart:
[seeing the handyman shake the oil can] In here with the rest of the crew.

Telly:
Oh, no! If they can't get out, that means there's no show. And if there's no show, then all those people who wanted to hear the music will be sad. And if all those people are sad, they might not go to work tomorrow! And if they don't go to work tomorrow, the economy will collapse! And if the economy collapses, THE COUNTRY... WILL BE... DOOMED!!! Doomed, I tell you! This is terrible!

Elmo:
[calming Telly down] Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy, Telly. It's just a TV show.

David Alan Grier:
[gasps in shock] Watch your mouth, little guy! Now, I'd expect that attitude over on cable, but this is network.

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