Sex and the City, Season 4

Charlotte:
Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha:
I masturbated all afternoon.

Carrie:
All right, then.

Miranda:
Seriously? All afternoon?

Samantha:
Well, two, two and a half hours.

Miranda:
Who's got that kind of time? I like to get in and get out.

Samantha:
Well, I enjoy a quickie every now and then too, but when it's good like today, I go with it. I masturbated to my priest.

Charlotte:
Your priest?

Samantha:
Friar Fuck.

Carrie:
Okay, I think we might have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.

Charlotte:
You have a priest?!

Carrie:
No, no, no, no. She wants him, but she can't have him. It's all very Thorn Birds.

Samantha:
In my fantasy he tears the food I'm carrying for the homeless out of my arms, rips open my dress, lays me down in the street and enters me.

Miranda:
What do you do for the next two hours and 20 minutes?

Charlotte:
Stop! You're talking about a priest!

Samantha:
It's a fantasy! I can masturbate to whomever I like. It's imagination. It's fun and perfectly healthy.