Sherlock, Series 2

Molly Hooper:
How’s the hip?

Mrs Hudson:
Ooh, it’s atrocious, but thanks for asking.

Molly Hooper:
I’ve seen much worse, but then I do post-mortems.

[awkward silence]

Molly Hooper:
Oh, God. Sorry.

Sherlock Holmes:
Don't make jokes Molly.

Molly Hooper:
No. Sorry. [Lestrade hands her a glass of red wine] Thank you. I wasn’t expecting to see you. I thought you were gonna be in Dorset for Christmas.

Lestrade:
That’s first thing in the morning, me and the wife. We’re back together. It’s all sorted.

Sherlock Holmes:
[offhandedly] No, she's sleeping with a P.E. teacher.

[Lestrade’s smile becomes rather fixed. Molly turns to John]

Molly Hooper:
And John. I hear you’re off to your sister’s, is that right?

John Watson:
Yeah.

Molly Hooper:
Sherlock was complaining- [gets a dirty look from Shelock] -Saying...

John Watson:
First time ever, she’s cleaned up her act. She’s off the booze.

Sherlock Holmes:
[offhandedly] Nope.

John Watson:
Shut up Sherlock.