Sherlock, Series 2

John Watson:
I am really sorry.

Jeanette:
You know, my friends are so wrong about you.

John Watson:
Hmm?

Jeanette:
You're a great boyfriend.

John Watson:
[surprised] Okay, that’s good. I mean, I always thought I was great.

Jeanette:
And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.

John Watson:
[groans] Jeanette please-

Jeanette:
No, I mean it. It’s heart-warming. You’ll do anything for him – and he can’t even tell your girlfriends apart.

John Watson:
No, I’ll do anything for you. Just tell me what it is I’m not doing. Tell me!

Jeanette:
Don’t make me compete with Sherlock Holmes.

John Watson:
I’ll walk your dog for you. Hey, I’ve said it now. I’ll even walk your dog-

Jeanette:
I don't have a dog!

John Watson:
No, because that was...the last one. Okay.

Jeanette:
Jesus!

[Jeanette storms out]

John Watson:
I'll call you!

Jeanette:
No!

John Watson:
Okay.

[John turns back to face the rest of the room]

Mrs Hudson:
That really wasn’t very good, was it?