Skins

Maxxie:
Anwar's decided to become a Muslim.

Sid:
What, like more Muslim than he was already?

Maxxie:
A bit more Muslim, yeah.

Tony:
What happened?

Maxxie:
Well, he’s just like, switched about me being, you know-

Tony:
Blond?

Maxxie:
No.

Tony:
Short?

Maxxie:
Gay!

Tony:
[pause] Shall I give you head?

Maxxie:
What?

Tony:
[grins] Cheer you up.

Maxxie:
For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?

[Tony kisses Maxxie]

Maxxie:
You fuck...

Tony:
We're in Russia! I wanna try something new.

Maxxie:
I'm... not a hobby Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here.

Tony:
I've been canoeing.

Maxxie:
What about Michelle?

Tony:
Loves canoeing.