Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Sonny:
I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!

Connie:
Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)

Sonny:
Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside.

Connie:
Alright, I'm sorry. You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.

Sonny:
Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me.

Connie:
You've got a big head.

Sonny:
What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin.

Connie:
With a much bigger head.

Sonny:
My head is the exact same size as-

Connie:
(turns Sonny around)

Sonny:
(sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!

Marshall:
Ah! There she is! There's my new star!

Sonny:
Mr. Pike!

Marshall:
(shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.

Connie:
Good. Because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.

Marshall:
You make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.

Sonny:
Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.

Connie:
Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have said this many times but-

Sonny:
Don't talk to strangers.

Connie:
No, but yes.

Sonny:
Don't swim after eating?

'Connie:
No but yes.

Sonny:
Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.

Connie:
I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't be prouder... [rubbing Sonny's face]

Sonny:
You just put a little bit more sun block on me, didn't you?

Connie:
No, but yes.

Sonny:
Bye! [hugs mom]