Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Sonny:
Wah, Wah, Wah! That's no good. [higher pitched] Wah, Wah, Wah.

Tawni:
Still crying about no fan mail?

Sonny:
: No. I told you. I'm totally fine with that.

Tawni:
Maybe someday, you'll get a fan letter like everyone else. Me, Zora, Grady, Niko, Marshall,...Me.

Sonny:
Well for your information. I did get a fan letter. From Royalty. A king no less.

Tawni:
Oh, really? Could it be the Hunan King? Does he live in a noodle palace?

Sonny:
Actually, he's got seven locations. Okay, fine it's just a menu. I didn't get any stupid fan mail.

Tawni:
Sweetie, I know it must hurt to be so unpopular. Well, I don't know. I can only imagine. Just like you can only imagine what it's like to actually BE popular. You see, every fan letter is like a hug from a friend.

Sonny:
Is this pep talk almost over?

Tawni:
Let's see. I got more pep. So yeah, all done!

Sonny:
I have fans. They just haven't had time to write yet.

Tawni:
Keep dreaming!

Sonny:
It's time. [gets pen and paper and begins to write herself a fan letter from "Eric"]

Sonny as Eric:
Dear Sonny...