Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Tawni:
You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.

Sonny:
Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?

Tawni:
[makes a gagging face]

Sonny:
Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?

Tawni:
Kuwats?

Sonny:
It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]

Tawni:
[makes a gagging expression again]

Sonny:
Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]

Tawni:
Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.

Sonny:
Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.

Zora:
[opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."

Tawni:
[opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]

Sonny:
[flips her hair] Okay now it's over.

Tawni:
[looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?

Tawni:
She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.

Sonny:
Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?

Tawni:
[crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.

Sonny:
Here, just use my skort.

Tawni:
Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!