Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Sonny:
Quick! Hold my hand! [grabs Chad's hand]

Chad:
Don't tell me what to do!

Sonny:
We're on a fake date. We have to make it look believable.

Chad:
Well, if you wanna hold hands you have to switch sides.

Sonny:
Why?

Chad:
'Cause this is my holding hand. [holds up other hand]

Sonny:
Fine. And just so you know, this is our first and last fake date.

Chad:
Good.

Sonny:
Good! Now smile like you're having the time of your life. [walk over to their table with huge smiles]

James:
[To Tawni] You know I was surprised when you said yes.

Tawni:
Well, you texted you called. You just don't let a girl say no, do you bad boy?

James:
No. [Notices Sonny and Chad flirting with each other] You've got to be kidding me! She's already on a date? Man, she works fast!

Tawni:
Let's not talk about Sonny and how she's completely over you. Let's talk about... Me! And how much I'm into you! I like us!

James:
Really...

'Tawni:
Lookie! I just changed my online status to 're dating James Conroy'. And I got into your account and changed your status to 'Crazy for Tawni Heart!'

Sonny:
[James and Tawni look at them] They're looking this way. Put your arm around me.

Chad:
Well, I would, but you sat on the wrong side. This arm says let's cuddle, and this arm says 'Hey, good game bro!'

Sonny:
Well, I'm saying just put one of them around me. (Chad puts his arm around Sonny)

Chad:
Oh, you should probably put your head on my shoulder.

Sonny:
Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.

Chad:
We, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.

'Tawni:
You know what I want? Potato skins. And to go to Paris with you in the spring!

James:
That's four months from now, who knows what I- I mean we- I mean you- Will be doing by then? [starts texting and looks up at Sonny]