Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Chad:
Whoa, watch it.

Sonny:
Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)

Chad:
Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.

Sonny:
(nods) They don't like you either?

Chad:
Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've charmed you. What's up with you?

Sonny:
Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back home and I just got some pictures from my best friend.

Chad:
Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.

Sonny:
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Chad:
Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my date turns out to be my long lost sister...

Sonny:
What? Chad those are fake proms.

Chad:
Fake proms, real proms they all stink.

Sonny:
No they don't! They're romantic! You know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.

Chad:
And then he gets hit in the head by a faulty disco ball, episode 16!

Sonny:
You know what Chad? you wouldn't know real romance if it punched you in the face. In fact you wouldn't know a real punch in the face if it punched you in the face, because there is nothing real about you.

Chad:
Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.

Sonny:
Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!

Chad:
Good!

Sonny:
Good!

Chad:
Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?

Sonny:
Good!