Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Sonny:
How it this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshall?

Chad:
It's all in the script.

Sonny:
What script?!

Chad:
(takes out Mackenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!

Sonny:
(takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh! This is your plan? This isn't real! This is a show!

Chad:
Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...

Nico:
Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!

Chad:
Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.

Sonny:
And that gets the girl to break up with him...

Chad:
Exactly!

Sonny:
Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST SHOW I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)

Chad:
Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless you like the chewy tastes of worms...

Sonny:
Nico, put your head back on!