Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Chad:
Hi, you must be Sonny, I'm Chad.

Sonny:
(reading the script) Oh my gosh! You're Chad Dylan Cooper! Possibly the greatest actor of our generation! (stops reading) Are you kidding me with this?

Chad:
Sonny, I'm giving you a chance here, okay? Just read the lines. Let's just jump to the part where Sonny punches my costar. AND ACTION!

Sonny:
I never punched your costar.

Chad:
(singsong) Diva!

Sonny:
Are you kidding me? I'm so not a diva!

Chad:
Really, Sonny? Really?

Sonny:
You know what? This is ridiculous. I'm out of here.

Chad:
Fine!

Sonny:
Fine!

Chad:
Good!

Sonny:
Good! And good luck trying to find a better me than me. Because nobody knows me the way that I know me. (opens the door and sees Selena Gomez)

Sonny:
(shocked) Oh my gosh! Selena Gomez!

Selena:
(smiles)

Sonny:
Can I get your autograph? Here, sign this lousy script.

Selena:
(walks past Sonny) Hey Chad. I got your text. And yes, I'll play the part of Sonny.

Sonny:
(shocked) What?!

Selena:
Personally I think the character's kind of dull but I'll liven her up. (turns to Sonny) And you are?

Sonny:
The dull girl that you need to liven up.

Chad:
(speaks through the megaphone) Awkward.