Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Selena:
(into tape recorder) Not a very good dancer.

Sonny:
What are you doing and why are you saying things about me into a recorder?

Selena:
Well if I'm going to play you I want to play you honestly and realistically. (into tape recorder) Flat hair.

Sonny:
My hair is not flat!

Selena:
(into tape recorder) Defensive about hair.

Sonny:
Would you stop?

Selena:
Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I really like to get into my characters.

Sonny:
Oh, I know how you feel. One time I played a dog in a sketch. I got so into my character (laughs) I dug a hole in the backyard.

Selena:
(laughs)

Sonny:
And then I ate my homework. Oh then I bit the mailman!

Selena:
(laughs)

Sonny:
Well, if someone has to play me I'm glad it's Selena Gomez.

Selena:
Aww, thank you.

Sonny:
If there's anything you want to know about me, just ask.

Selena:
I just want to know...are you mad at me because I got the part and you didn't?

Sonny:
What? (high pitched) Girl, no. No.

Selena:
(into tape recorder) Voice gets high when in denial.

Sonny:
(high pitched) I am not- (low pitched) I am not in denial. Look you don't know Chad. It's just...this is so typical of him. He just wants to push my buttons.

Selena:
(into tape recorder) Has buttons.