Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Selena:
Okay, now we're about to do the scene when you barge in the set of MacKenzie Falls. Now when this happened, do you remember how you felt?

Sonny:
Probably mad because I'm always mad when I have to go see Chad.

Selena:
Right, but clearly you're mad at yourself because of how much you like him.

Sonny:
Right...WHAT?! I don't like Chad! (low pitched) I mean, I don't like Chad.

Selena:
(shows Sonny the script) Sure you do. It's right here in the script.

Sonny:
What?! Give me that! (takes the script and reads it) All it says is, "Fine! Fine! Good! Good! Fine! Fine!"

Selena:
It's not what the lines say. It's what's between the lines.

Sonny:
(scoffs) There is nothing between those lines. Trust me.

Selena:
(holding her tape recorder)

Sonny:
(takes the tape recorder) Now hear this. I'm not indenial. Which, I know sounds like I'm indenial but I'm not. So.....we're good. (gives the tape recorder back)

Chad:
(walks in and talks through megaphone) Okay people. Here we go. Chad Dylan Cooper: The Chad Dylan Cooper Story. Sonny Barges in Mackenzie Falls Set: Take 1. (to Selena) Ms. Gomez, on your mark if you please.

Selena:
(gets ready to do the scene)

Chad:
Thank you. (to Sonny in megaphone) No extras on set.

Sonny:
(leaves the set)

Chad:
Okay people. I want to see real energy and real emotion. And ACTION! (gives his megaphone, scarf and beret to Bart and prepares for the scene) Look Portlyn, summer's almost over and once the falls come back to the Falls I need to be free. Shh. Time for talking is over.

Selena:
(walks on set) What's the matter with you?!

Chad:
What's the matter with me?! What's the matter with.....Wait those words didn't come out of your mouth.

Selena:
You've got great legs Portlyn. Let's see how they move. (punches Portlyn and Portlyn falls on a chair)

Sonny:
Hey! I never punched-

Bart:
(to Sonny) Shhhh!

Chad:
What do you think you're doing? You can't just barge in here and interrupt Chad Dylan Cooper when he's in the middle of making MacKenzie Falls magic.

Selena:
I think I made my point.

Chad:
Good.

Selena:
Good.

Chad:
Fine.

Selena:
Fine. (jumps on Chad)

Chad:
Goo-. Whoa.

Sonny:
(shocked and takes the megaphone) Cut! Cut! Cut it out!