Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Sonny:
I can't believe you kissed Chad! Where in the script does it say that 'Sonny kisses Chad?'

Selena:
It's not in the script. I told you, I wanted to play your character honestly.

Sonny:
(laughs) And you think that I would kiss him?

Selena:
Yes I do.

Sonny:
Well, I would never kiss him.

Selena:
In that scene?

Sonny:
No! Not anywhere! Not in a scene, not in a dream. Not in car. Not near, not far, not here, not there, not anywhere- I'm rhyming aren't I? See, I do that when I don't want to kiss someone.

Selena:
Really, Sonny, really?

Sonny:
Now you sound like Chad!

Selena:
Huh, well that line is in the script. Page eighteen, twenty two and twice on thirty nine.

Sonny:
He does say that a lot. (both Sonny and Selena laugh)

Selena:
Well maybe it's because he has the same issues as you do.

Sonny:
Wha-? Pfft! What are you? Some kind of expert on how people feel about each other? Some sort of relationship...wh-what's the word? [gasps] WIZARD! YES! You like to sprinkle your wizardy relationship dust over people who you think you know, but you don't! No, you don't! So you know what I say? I say good day wizard! [walks away then comes back] I say good day!

Selena:
[into recorder] Thinks I'm actually wizard.