Sonny With a Chance, Season 1

Sonny:
(wearing a wizard costume) Abracadabra!

Selena:
Oh what is this now?

Sonny:
Well how do you like me playing you? Look at me, I'm Selena Gomez! I'm the relationship wizard! I know everything! Edgbono eutusis!

Selena:
Check it out! I'm Sonny from Wisconsin! I'm just an exploding ball of sunshine! Check it out! Check it out!

Sonny:
Look at me! I'm Selena! I went to acting school so I could learn how to do this! Cashmerious appearous! [waves invisible wand in Selena's face] Yeah! It's an invisible wand!

Selena:
Well look at me! I'm Sonny and I'm ticking off the person who's playing me in a movie, and maybe I shouldn't because she can make me look really bad!

Sonny:
Well look at me, I'm Selena and, I'd never do that to Sonny girl!

Chad:
(to Selena) Hey Selena. (looks at Sonny) Hey Scary Potter.

Sonny:
(frowns)

Chad:
Don't mind me ladies. I'm just here to get a fresh beret and recharge my microphone. (switches berets and gets a new megaphone) [into megaphone] See ya on set. (leaves)

Selena:
I don't know what you see in that guy.

Sonny:
Are you kidding me? I don't see anything in that guy and I wish you would stop insisting that I do.

Selena:
Well if you think I'm playing it wrong then maybe you should just show me.

Sonny:
Fine, I will.

Selena:
Fine, you're hired.

Sonny:
Fine!

Selena:
Good!

Sonny:
Good!

Selena:
Fine!

Sonny:
Fine! Great! Now we're doing it! (leaves)

Selena:
Oh.