Soul Eater

[Death the Kid (デス・ザ・キッド, Desu za Kiddo) commonly called "Kid" (キッド, Kiddo) by his friends & family, is 1 of the 3 main meisters that the series follows. He is apparently the strongest of the trio, as he is a grim reaper. He is Patty & Liz's meister & Lord Death's son.]

Death the Kid:
"Just look Patty! Your stance is off again! The 2 of you aren't in a line!"

Death the Kid:
"Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful."

Death the Kid:
"ITS ASYMMETRICAL!!!"

Death the Kid:
"Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I use the 2 of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both, I'm completely balanced on the right & left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other, though. Your hair styles & height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!"

Death the Kid:
"You're right, I'm an abomination! I'm filthy & dirty! & unbalanced! Why is there only 1 set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!"

Death the Kid:
"I'm worrying about it! I'm worrying about it! Worry! Worry! Worry!"

Death the Kid:
"Tornado Flip!"

Death the Kid:
"You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, & reburied! You make me violently ill."

Death the Kid:
"Dammit, Patty!"

Death the Kid:
"I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!"

Death the Kid:
"No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?"

Death the Kid:
"What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper. If I turn my back on this, I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore."

Death the Kid:
"No, it can't be 7! Say 8, dammit! 8 is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number 7 in half & make it symmetrical! It has to be 8 instead! 8 cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back, I beg of you! Please say 8! Please!"

Death the Kid:
"Hey, can I shoot them now?"

Death the Kid:
"Oops. Sorry. My fingers slipped."

Death the Kid:
"Black Star, I can't come down. There's water. Carry me."

Death the Kid:
"I'll ward off the water from above, and you can handle the water on the ground, okay? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are 2 of us here. This way would be impassable alone. Quite an obstacle."

Death the Kid:
"We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising."

Death the Kid:
"Damn, it's awful. Just awful! No matter what I do I can't get the K right! I'm useless garbage! I'm a horrible disgusting person who doesn't deserve to live another day!"

Death the Kid:
"If you want to do damage to the other ship, you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!"

Death the Kid:
"I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! & now all my efforts have been completely & utterly wasted! Damn it!"

Death the Kid (to Black Star):
Your desperation had wound up working against us. Take a closer look, what you actually cut was the shrine's seal in the bag. It's sort of ironic, you were so focused on destroying the syringe that you left yourself vulnerable. Your 6th sense kicked in & took over when you weren't expecting it. In the very end, you must have been hallucinating."

Death the Kid:
"I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil & good maintain an equilibrium in this world there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."

Death the Kid:
"I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced."

Death the Kid:
"You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper. I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!"

Death the Kid:
"Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance."

Death the Kid:
"Just look at it Liz, Patty, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right toward the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!"

Death the Kid:
"I dreamed of a perfect world. You weren't there. I'll enforce your death penalty Noah."

Death the Kid:
"'Might is right'... those with power direct the course of world affairs and create the order they desire and those with power create he standards for justice."