Soul Eater

[The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok (ラグナロク, Ragunaroku), is Crona's weapon partner. Ragnarok is the first inhuman weapon introduced in Soul Eater. Ragnarok has taken to absorbing any soul, evil or not. By taking innocent souls, Ragnarok lost what little sanity he had and his soul wavelength had grown out of control and vastly overpowers Crona's own wavelength, which could potentially eventually lead to Ragnarok devouring Crona's soul. Fortunately, his soul wavelength was evened out when Lord Death confiscated the souls Ragnarok had taken.]

ENGLISH DUB:

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Goo-pi."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Goop, goop, goopi-pi"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Now now, calm down Crona. You're so scary when you're stressed out like that."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Bloody-needle."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "If you let him hit you with that technique again, I'm gonna stick thumbtacks in your shoes, got it?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Screw yaself! You won't live that long!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Time to die, screwhead!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Astronomy is a lot easier to deal with than death, you moron."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Oi, Crona. If the grim reaper catches up to us you're not having any dinner tonight."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Crona! Quit thinking about the brat who ran off and focus on the one who's right in front of you!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Kill her..."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Don't be an idiot, girl. You're not gonna manage anything. Don't you remember how this went last time? You and your weapon didn't manage so well. I don't even know why I bother with you anyway. A puny little soul like yours is hardly even worth eating. That Star brat from earlier looked a lot tastier than you. You're an unappetising useless little girl. I don't even need to fight you. I could probably bully you to death from here!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Huh?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Blabber all you want. No one will hear your screams when ya lose."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Shut up."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Come on, get it in gear, Crona!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Damn it Crona! Look what you did! You got me locked up in here with you because you couldn't pull yourself together!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You idiot! Take this! And this! And this and this!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "I'm gonna punch you until I can't punch anymore Crona!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Dammit Crona you complete idiot!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Screw you guys!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Damn you little girl! What the hell did you do!? Why am I so little now!?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You and CRONA? FRIENDS? You gotta be kidding me! Who'd wanna be friends with a pathetic thing like him!? He isn't even any fun! Wait. I got it! You wanna keep him around as a punching bag! Bullying him is an excellent way to reduce stress! That's what you want him for..."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Well too bad. I'm the only one who gets to beat up Crona! He's mine, you can't have him!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "How could you punch me Crona!? I don't believe it!! You have no idea how it feels to be hit by you!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Well, I'll tell you! It's like when you haven't crapped in 3 days and 3 nights, and then you get a toilet water splash back bonus when you unload it all!!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You think I'm gonna let you talk to me like that?!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Here we go!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "What you got under there, huh!? Nice dress, pansy. Don't try to fight back!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Ah ha ha... Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "I wouldn't be getting too cocky if I were you, stupid humans!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "What'd you do to me you ugly cow!?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "What are you doing here?! I never agreed to be your friend!!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Wow, that panty-shot of you was more of a turn off than I'd expected, you cow!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You don't have much to look at under there, do you? Cow..."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "There is Crona's screech alpha you know. Heh, just thought I'd mention that. Don't know why though. We're onlookers. No way we're gonna help you... Not even for 3 pieces of candy..."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Heh, it was just a figure of speech. I don't actually want any candy. I'm not a baby, you idiot."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "It's not a matter of number!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "REALLY? Maka Albarn, you know how to strike a good bargain. It pays to negociate, don't 'cha think?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Don't underestimate my black blood!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Quit your worrying. Dumbass."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Go after her Crona! Kill the witch! We're on fire now!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Cuts like that are nothing. I'll just harden the blood after you say thank you."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You mean 'thanks very much'!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "What? Are you trying to study right now? You're a strange girl."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "If you're his friend, then feed me!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Hmh, the food was good at least."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Hey, Crona! You should try and find a partner who can cook, like that Tsubaki girl!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Goopi-pi! Things are getting interesting."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Looks like the hallway's off limits from here. Goo pi pi! Which means it might be a good place to look for the vault."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "It's not my problem if you get yourself caught."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You saved us Marie! We were trying to find our room and we lost our way..."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "You sure about that?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Thanks a lot. We couldn't have done it without you."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Who cares, as long as you can drink from it."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Looks like you have added your own girly touch here and there."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Hey! Why didn't I get any? I'm thirsty too!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Sure I do. Wanna see?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "There's no need to hurry!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Crona, now's your chance."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "What are you waiting for you moron?"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "U-uh... How about some pepper? I like it spicy!"

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "Goopi-pi... That went smoothly..."

The Demon Sword:
Ragnarok: "It was easy! Whilst she was out of the room, we just added a little drop to her tea."