Soul Eater

Lord Death:
"Reaper Chop!"

Lord Death:
"Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello."

Lord Death:
"This last collection, the witch's soul, is very important. If you slip up, all of the ninety-nine Kishin souls the two of you have collected so far will be confiscated."

Lord Death:
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to use my Reaper Chop to split your head open!"

Lord Death:
"Well hello, son! What's up? It's good to see you! I've forgotten how cute those stripes on your hair are."

Lord Death:
"People and Gods alike possess weaknesses. In order to bury those failings, they seek strength and power. Fear and desire are two sides of the same coin."

Lord Death:
"Yo! Hey! Hiya! Thanks for comin', great to see you! Okay well that's about all I have to say. Have a great time tonight"

Lord Death:
"WASSUP, WASSUP, WASSUUPPPPP?!"

Lord Death:
"Mandolin?"

Lord Death:
"Our struggle against witches has been going on for centuries. Over the years, many witches have come up with a number of new spells. But for every new spell, miesters and weapons have developed new ways of countering them. For instance, in order to detect and hunt down witches, miesters born would have the ability to sense souls."

Lord Death:
"I suppose there's no point in hiding it anymore. If you shut the lid on something that stinks, all you're really doing is hiding the bad smell. To get rid of it, you'll have to open the lid back up and dive in. Hey everyone, could I have your attention for a moment? There's a kishin sleeping underneath the DWMA!"

Lord Death:
"It all happened before this academy was created. I'll begin at the beginning, this is a story of a man and his name was Asura. Asura kept himself covered, wrapping his face in long scares and wore five layers of shirts on top of each other. He wasn't good at trusting other people. He didn't rely on anybody. He was basically a big ball of paranoia wrapped in a dozen scares. (800 Years ago) 'Tell me. What happened with the eastern witches?' Guardian: Sir, by the time we arrived there, Asura had slaughtered them all.' Asura was a member of my personal squad. He was by far the best and strongest of all the eight guardians. However, he was also the most frightening one of them all, always terrified of something. Asura became obsessed with power, eventually he broke down the sacred rule and began collecting the souls of humans. (Pause And thus because of him, it was born. The Kishin, the source of all madness."

Lord Death (to Kilik):
"I told you he was a frightened man, he was even terrified of his partner as well. So... he ate his own weapon."

Lord Death (to Ox Ford):
"You know. Now that I think about it, I'm not really sure if he was ever human to begin with. It's possible he is nothing more than the embodiment of something that lies deep within his heart... Fear for example."

Lord Death:
"I'd really hate to say this to you, especially since you just woke up...but it's time for you to die again."

Lord Death:
"I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but there is no running away this time. You can't leave this room without my permission which I do not intend to give you."

Lord Death:
"Oh? Is that so? After all this time, you actually think that you could defeat me? (Pause) Unfortunately for you, the moment that you were swallowed and trapped into my Death Room, the winner has already been decided. Well, what do you say? Shall we end this quickly?"

Lord Death (to Asura):
"You filthy unforgiveable swine! That's it, I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE AGAIN!"

Lord Death:
"Yeah sorry, it won't happen again. This time you will be GOOD AND DEAD."

Lord Death:
"Special attack... COFFEE TABLE FLIP!"

Lord Death:
"So, you've decided to sacrifice you imagination. Sounds like a cowardly move."

Lord Death:
"If there was a better word to describe you, I don't know what it might be! This is how you've been as long as I have known you, hiding cowardice behind cunning! (Deep voiced) You were always riddled with insecurities and plagued by fears, unable to relax until you have hidden them all. In an effort to escape from your petty fears, you partnered with Vajra. You should have fought alongside me, but you were too weak for that! In the end you betrayed not only innocent humans, but your own weapon partner as well!

Lord Death:
And Insanity does?! Even if you bury your fears in madness, only new fears will only surface! Are you truly lost already that you can't understand that simple fact? If you continue along the path you've chosen, the world will sink into despair. Even a child could see the heartless evil in that.

Lord Death (to Asura):
There's no hope for you! You are beyond saving!!"

Lord Death:
"It is far more noble than seeking to destroy them with blind insanity like you intend to!

Lord Death (to Asura):
So you keep saying! Well that's because you're not strong enough for sanity!"

Lord Death:
"It's about time for us to end this."

Lord Death:
"I'll remove your threat ONCE AND FOR ALL! I am the guardian of this world, it is my job to make sure you do no further damage to it!"