Soul Eater

Death Scythe

Death Scythe:
"Hey bitch Don't even think of touching my Maka. If you lay a hand on her, as a Death Scythe... no, as her father, I will fucking kill you, you got me, you little octopus head?"

Death Scythe:
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! Are you trying to tell me that my Maka's not attractive?! Why haven't you made a move on her, you're a man, aren't you!"

Death Scythe:
"Maka, your dad loves you."

Death Scythe:
"It's more effective if you warn before you chop!"

Death Scythe:
"Maka! Please don't hate me, Maka! I love you and mama! I promise, Maka! It's true! It's true! I love you! I love you!"

Death Scythe:
"Good times at Chupacabras!"

Death Scythe:
"He's using every drop of his blood as a weapon."

Death Scythe:
"Oh my darling. My dear white coated angel. Please heal me! My heart is in need of your sweet, sweet medical lovin only you can cure!"

Death Scythe:
"I bet Maka's enjoying her present right about now."

Death Scythe:
"This fight of ours has become a gamble, and the odds are stacked against us. We're so close, all we need to do now is take the offensive somehow and strike at her!"