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South Park, Season 1

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Cartman:
My weenies won't cook.

Ned:
Mmmm-this wood won't burn-mm.

Jimbo:
Well, Ned, looks like we'll have to use the old Indian fire trick.

Ned:
Mmmm-yepper. [pours gasoline onto the burning wood, then catches fire] AAAAAHH!

Jimbo:
Huhahaha! Hey, stop, drop, and roll, Ned! Ah ha haha!

[Ned accidentally tips the gas can over, creating a fire trail that leads to Jimbo's van, blowing it up]

Stan and Kyle:
Whoa!

Jimbo:
God dammit, Ned! I just got that van. How the hell are we s'posed to get home?

Ned:
Mmm-oh, it hurts! It hurts! Owwww!

Cartman [roasting a hot dog over Ned's flaming body]:
Hey, guys. This works pretty good right nyah.

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