South Park, Season 1

Cartman:
Hey Stan, where'd you get that black eye?

Stan:
Nothing, I mu-I mean, nowhere.

Cartman:
Your sister beat you up again, huh?

Stan:
No!

Cartman:
[Laughs] Yep, your sister kicked your ass!

Stan:
She's just pissed off 'cause she got headgear at the dentist. She's taking it out on me.

Kyle:
Yeah, but that sucks, to get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan.

Cartman:
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, "HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Stan:
My parents don't even believe that she beats me up. They think she's all innocent and sweet, but I know that she's an evil bitch!

Cartman:
Be a man, Stan. Just say, "Hey, woman, y-you shut your mouth and make babies."