South Park, Season 1

Stan:
Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothing.

Cartman:
(Damien approaches) Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey! Thanks a lot for burning everything down, you little bitch!

Damien:
I apologize for ruining your playground and turning your friend into a duck-billed platypus. I was doing my father's bidding. I didn't have a choice.

[Cartman farts beside him.]

Cartman:
Oh! Excuse me, new kid! I didn't mean to fart on you - I didn't have a choice!

[Damien looks angry enough to burst a blood vessel, but he does nothing.]

Stan:
Phew! You stink, new kid! You smell like a fart!

Kyle:
Yeah, we're gonna call you Fart-boy from now on.

[Damien walks away from them.]

Stan:
Bye bye, Fart-boy!

Kyle:
See you!

Pip:
Good day, how are you, Damien?

Damien:
Those guys farted on me, and then called me...

Pip:
Fart-boy? Oh, good! Perhaps they won't call me that anymore.