South Park, Season 1

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Mr. Garrison:
Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus?

Sheila:
How about the dreidel song, boobie?

Kyle:
I can sing the Mr. Hankey song.

Mr. Garrison:
The Mr. Hankey song, how does that go?

Kyle:
[singing] Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, he loves me, and I love...

Stan:
Christmas poo?

Cartman:
What the hell is Christmas poo?!

Kyle:
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, haven't you guys ever heard of it?

Sheila:
Kyle, that is enough!

Mr. Garrison:
See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a Pagan.

Sheila:
Now that does it! I am going straight to the Mayor about you, Mr. Garrison!

Mr. Garrison:
Oh, wait, wait, I'm sorry, was it the Pagan remark?

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