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South Park, Season 1

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Cartman:
Mom, can I ask you a question?

Mrs. Cartman:
Sure, Hun.

Cartman:
You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?

Mrs. Cartman:
Uh-huh.

Cartman:
And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad?

Mrs. Cartman:
Yes?

[long pause]

Mrs. Cartman:
Well, what's your question, Hun?

Cartman:
Goddamn it, do I have a dad?!

Mrs. Cartman:
Oh!

Cartman:
I want to know where I came from.

Mrs. Cartman:
Oh. Hmm. Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.

Cartman:
Uh-huh...

Mrs. Cartman:
And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in the woman's cha-cha.

[long pause]

Cartman:
So who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha?

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