South Park, Season 13

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Joe Jonas:
Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.

Mickey Mouse:
Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to ya one more time. You have to wear the purity rings, 'cause that's how we can sell sex to little girls, ha-ha. See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else Disney Company looks baaad, ha-ha.

Joe Jonas:
But we don't wanna be selling sex to little girls any more!

Mickey Mouse:
The rings stay on!

Joe Jonas:
Well, well, maybe we'll just refuse to go on stage!

[Enraged, Mickey punches Joe in the balls, causing him to fall over; he then kicks him in the face]

Mickey Mouse:
You don't... fucking... talk to me... like that, ha-ha! You little... piece of... shit, ha-ha! [Joe lies on the ground, coughing up blood] Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up! Ha-ha. [Nick and Kevin help Joe to his feet] Now, do we have a problem? Ha-ha.

Kevin Jonas:
No, sir.

Nick Jonas:
No, Mr. Mouse.

Joe Jonas:
[whimpering] No, Mr. Mouse.

Mickey Mouse:
Oh, that's good, 'cause I thought we had a problem for a minute there, ha-ha! [heads for the door] Alright now, get out there and make me some goddamn money! Ha-ha. [slams the door behind him, causing a picture of the Jonas Brothers to fall and shatter]

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