South Park, Season 13

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

(Cut to a two shot of Terrance and Philip in the office of Brian, the President of the Canada Channel. They've also been watching the Queef Sisters special, and they would like to know the same thing Cartman wants to know...)

Philip:
What the hell is this disgusting crap?!

Terrance (equally disgusted):
Queef Sisters?!

Brian:
That's right. It's a hot new Canadian show we're trying out.

Terrance (incredulous):
You replaced our show with this? But they aren't funny! All they do is queef all the time!

Philip:
That's sick!

Brian:
You think farts are funny, why not queefs?

Terrance (annoyed because it's so obvious):
Because babies come from there!

Brian:
Hey, look, guys! Women are starting to be the driving force behind the television audience--you know, women empowerment and the get-go! So we want to appeal to the female sensibility. Sorry, guys, but if you ask me, your farts have gone stale!

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