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South Park, Season 13

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Carlos Mencia:
[tied up at Kanye West's mansion] Okay, look, it wasn't me! I didn't really start the fishstick thing, all right?

Kanye West:
You're just sayin' that now 'cause you're scared.

Carlos Mencia:
No, man, it's true! I stole it, man! I took credit for it 'cause I'm not actually funny! Come on, man, do you know what it's like? Being a comedian but not being funny? Come on, Kanye, I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent, man!

Kanye West:
Think you can make fun of me? I'm a genius! I'm the voice of a generation! What are you?

Carlos Mencia:
Nothing! Look at me, man! I'm not funny, I steal jokes, my dick don't work, man. I got to piss in a plastic bag, man, I got no dick!

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