South Park, Season 13

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Billy Mays:
Hi, Billy Mays here for the little Country Handy Pillow. Are you tired of sitting in limbo? Lost somewhere between planes of existence? Well now there's a product that can help you--

Walter Cronkite:
Will somebody shut his fucking mouth?! I can't take it anymore!

Patrick Swayze:
This is bad enough without having to constantly listen to you try and sell your stupid crap, Mays!

Billy Mays:
With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls!

Walter Cronkite:
As much as this sucks, it's better than living in a world where it costs $2 for a passenger vehicle to go through a toll booth in West Virginia.

Patrick Swayze:
Don't forget the electronic toll collection in Ohio.

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