South Park, Season 20

Kyle:
"Officials have stated that all communication with Denmark has ended and that a military strike on the country is now imminent."

Ike:
Yay!

Kyle:
"The President stated that since the--"

Sheila:
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! [Kyle and Ike scream and fall away from the computer] GET OFF THAT COMPUTER!!!

Kyle:
Mom, we were just using it to look at the news.

Sheila:
I DON'T CARE! I said, no computers! You kids are addicted to the Internet! You're sick, and you're addicted! It's changed your brother, and now it's turning you against me, Kyle!

Kyle:
I'm not against you, Mom.

Sheila:
You are! Your father goes away on business and all you do is defy me at every turn! The next time you defy me, it will be your last! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Kyle and Ike:
Yes, mom.

Sheila:
And when your father gets home from Denmark, you two are both going in for counseling.

Kyle and Ike:
Denmark?

Kyle:
What is Dad doing in Denmark?!

Sheila:
The government sent him over there to do paralegal training. So it would have been nice if you could have shown a little support!