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South Park, Season 24

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Det. Yates:
Alright, students, listen up. I know this situation is not ideal, but we all have to quarantine together for two weeks.

Cartman:
This is bullshit!

Det. Harris:
You don't want to infect your families, do you? You were all exposed to a student here who was taken to the hospital due to COVID. [Stan raises his hand up] Yes?

Stan:
Uh, we were there, and Token was actually taken to the hospital because you guys shot him.

Det. Harris:
Yes, due to COVID. If it weren't for COVID, all the previous teachers would have still been here, we wouldn't have been in the class, and nobody would have gotten shot. Therefore, the young man is in the hospital due to COVID.

Officer:
It was COVID-related.

Stan:
That doesn’t make any sense!

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