South Park, Season 24

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

[Mr Garrison and Mr. Service show up at the White residence and hold the White family hostage]

Bob:
What's this all about? Did we do something wrong?

Mr. Garrison:
[turns to face the family] God damn right you did something wrong! Our public school system is dying and you tutors are trying to take advantage of it!

Bob:
But we were just trying to be like you!

Mr. Garrison:
You'll never be like me! I've been a teacher for over 30 years! I'm just trying to get my old life back and assholes keep getting in my way!

Bob:
But we have to tell children the truth! They have to know!

Mr. Garrison:
They have to know what?!

Bob:
About-- about the whole thing! About the vaccinations! That the pandemic was blown out of proportion!

Crystal:
That Venezuelan socialists switched out circuit boards from voting machines in 12 states!

Bob:
Good, sweetie! [he looks back up at Mr. Garrison] Don't you understand everything is being manipulated!

Mr. Garrison:
[turns around] Everyone's being manipulated... So that's why everyone in town is being such an inconsiderate jerk about me coming back?

Bob:
Yes. They don't want people to like you. They need people to hate you!

Mr. Garrison:
Who are they?

Bob:
They're the elites. They do whatever they want and they feed on the pain and torture of children! And if anybody starts to care, they'll just cut us off when we tell the truth!

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