South Park, Season 24

Mr. Garrison:
Hey! Hold on a second, everybody! [grunting as he drags behind him, Bob White, who is been turned into a giant penis] I think I can help things out here!

Stan:
What the heck is that?

Qanon Member:
It's him! It's the chosen one!

Qanon Member #2:
He's come to save us all like the prophecy foretold on the internet!

Scott:
Wait, he's the chosen one?

Mr. Garrison:
Listen! Listen, everybody. I -- I think I owe you all a big apology. I came in here expecting everything to just go back to normal, but... we've all been through the proverbial butthole of hardships lately. I thought we could all just magically be friends again. But relationships are very fragile things. And in times of crises when we need each other most, it's sometimes when we grow furthest apart. But through it all, Mr. White here has taught me a very important lesson. Make sure you're on the side of the people with the most power. And so, I've worked out a deal with some pretty powerful people... [looks up at the sky] Alright, boys, do your thing! [Low bass tone sounds, and as fireworks explode in the air, an Air Israel plane appear] It's Air Israel with enough vaccines for every adult in town!

[The crowd cheers and runs towards the plane and an Israel man tosses out boxes full of vaccines]

Gerald:
Hey, Garrison, good job!

Stephen:
Yeah, you're alright, Garrison!

Mr. Garrison:
[laughs] Oh, jeez. Thanks, everybody.