South Park, Season 24

Stan:
Kyle, can I talk to you for a second? Dude, he's here.

Kyle:
Who's here? [pauses] Cartman?

Stan:
Yeah, but he's changed.

Kyle:
Changed how?

Cartman:
Yeah, I know, it's been a long time since we've seen each other. I'm doing really well. I'm actually the head of Gespetzah Synagogue down in Colorado Springs. Can you believe it? I'm a rabbi. Yeah, you know, when the whole pandemic happened, I think it changed me. It really changed me for the better.

Stan:
It did?

Kyle:
No. He's fucking with me.

Cartman:
What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get it. The Eric Cartman you guys knew didn't seem like he'd become a rabbi. But I found real meaning in the Torah and then I found a great Jewish woman and… let the spirit of Talmud guide our lives.

Kyle:
Okay, just knock it off, fat-ass.

Stan:
Dude.

Cartman:
Wow, that's very big of you, Kyle. Still living in South Park and calling people fat-ass, huh? Wait, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

Kyle:
It's not fucking funny, Cartman! Stop pretending you have a happy Jewish life!

Yentl:
[appears next to Cartman] Hey, Shoogina! I'm sorry, I couldn't wait in the car anymore. I had to meet your friends.

Cartman:
Oh, that's okay. Guys, this is my wife, Yentl.

Yentl:
I've heard so many stories about you all. It must have been amazing to grow up in these beautiful mountains!

Kyle:
Yentl? Her name is Yentl? Can we fucking stop this and talk about Kenny, please?!