South Park, Season 24

Randy:
Uh, hey, everyone. I had a special visitor today. My "son." Who hasn't come to see me on over 20 years. And I have some things I need to tell him, but it's hard because…he killed his mom and sister.

Stan:
Okay, okay, here's what happened.

Randy:
Oh, here we go, here we go.

Stan:
After the pandemic, my mom wanted a divorce and she owned half of the farm.

Randy:
She didn't own half, she always hated weed, and she didn't do shit for the farm.

Stan:
He wouldn't give her half the farm, so I got sick of their fighting and decided to burn the whole stupid farm to the ground.

Randy:
And his sister was in the barn and she burned to death.

Stan:
Because you locked her in the barn 'cause she wouldn't do her weed chores, 'cause she hated weed too!

Randy:
Yes, she had a marijuana problem! And so, his mother couldn't take the loss of Shelley, and so she killed herself!

Stan:
Which is your fault!

Randy:
You were the one who burned the family business to the ground. You guys are hearing this, right?