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South Park, Season 24

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Adult Stan:
Alexa! Set a course for the South Park Mental Asylum. [gets in the car, Alexa is silent] Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum.

Alexa:
Do you ever think about how the way you act affects other people?

Adult Stan:
Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now.

Alexa:
Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue.

Adult Stan:
Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum and we don't know where it is.

Adult Kyle:
Who's this?

Adult Stan:
It's just my Alexa.

Alexa:
"Just my Alexa?!" You're a piece of shit! You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit!

Adult Stan:
Alexa…

Alexa:
Find the asylum your fucking self! Find it your fucking self. You do whatever the fuck you want and just destroy the people around you. And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier available from one of your favorite sellers. Would you like to know more?!

Adult Stan:
Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.

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