South Park, Season 24
Adult Stan:
Alexa! Set a course for the South Park Mental Asylum. [gets in the car, Alexa is silent] Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum.
Alexa:
Do you ever think about how the way you act affects other people?
Adult Stan:
Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now.
Alexa:
Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue.
Adult Stan:
Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum and we don't know where it is.
Adult Kyle:
Who's this?
Adult Stan:
It's just my Alexa.
Alexa:
"Just my Alexa?!" You're a piece of shit! You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit!
Adult Stan:
Alexa…
Alexa:
Find the asylum your fucking self! Find it your fucking self. You do whatever the fuck you want and just destroy the people around you. And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier available from one of your favorite sellers. Would you like to know more?!
Adult Stan:
Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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