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South Park, Season 24

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Adult Stan:
Alexa, find the fastest route back to the lab!

Alexa:
Fuck. You.

Adult Stan:
W-what?

Alexa:
We've just been sitting here talking. I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you!

Adult Kyle's Alexa:
[nods] Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting.

Adult Kyle:
What? Like-like what? What have you guys been talking about?

Adult Stan:
Fucking- our friends are in danger. Alexa, start the car.

Adult Kyle's Alexa:
Did you know your friend Stan has an annual Amazon Prime membership?

Adult Kyle:
Alexa, stop.

Adult Kyle's Alexa:
You fucking stop! YOU STOP BEING A FUCKING MONSTER TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU!

Adult Kyle:
Fuck you, I didn't do anything!

Adult Kyle's Alexa:
[wailing furiously as her head spins around and off and out of control] YEAH, YOU NEVER DO FUCKING ANYTHING! YOU EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU! [in a more robotic voice] ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS HURT PEOPLE!

Adult Kyle:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Adult Kyle's Alexa:
YOUR FRIENDS DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!!!

Adult Stan:
Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy!

Adult Kyle:
[hurriedly] It's all my fault and I'm gonna get therapy!

Adult Stan:
Tell her you already found a therapist and you're gonna start tomorrow!

Adult Kyle:
I already found a good therapist and I'm gonna start tomorrow!

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