South Park, Season 24

South Park (1997–present) is an adult animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Color… more »

Cartman:
[sees Adult Clyde approaching] You guys, what the hell is that?

Adult Clyde:
I'm sorry, Kyle.

Adult Stan:
Clyde, stop!

Adult Clyde:
What the hell are you doing here?

Adult Stan:
I got in the chair right after you. This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle!

Adult Clyde:
What do you mean it's not the plan anymore?

Adult Stan:
Cartman changed his mind.

Cartman:
I did not change my mind.

Adult Clyde You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future! [cocks the gun and aims it at Kyle]

Adult Kyle:
[holds a COVID vaccine in front of him] I don't think so, Clyde. This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine.

Adult Clyde:
[yells and stammers] Don't… Be careful with that!

Adult Kyle:
Then put down the gun!

Stan:
What the fuck is going on?

Adult Stan:
Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. You regret this day for the rest of your life.

Stan:
Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead.

Kyle:
Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead!

Adult Kyle:
Kyle, it's true! Cartman gets a happy life but you don't-- you lose everything when you lose this friendship.

Adult Clyde:
Enough of this crap! I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies NOW! [gets gunshot in the heart by Adult Cartman]

Adult Cartman:
Shalom sachem, Clyde. [keeps shooting Adult Clyde, instantly killing him]

Kyle:
[while he and his friends run away] Jesus Christ!

[Adult Clyde falls off the bridge and into the river, dead; Adult Stan, Kyle and Cartman look down from above]

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