South Park, Season 24
Cartman:
[sees Adult Clyde approaching] You guys, what the hell is that?
Adult Clyde:
I'm sorry, Kyle.
Adult Stan:
Clyde, stop!
Adult Clyde:
What the hell are you doing here?
Adult Stan:
I got in the chair right after you. This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle!
Adult Clyde:
What do you mean it's not the plan anymore?
Adult Stan:
Cartman changed his mind.
Cartman:
I did not change my mind.
Adult Clyde You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future! [cocks the gun and aims it at Kyle]
Adult Kyle:
[holds a COVID vaccine in front of him] I don't think so, Clyde. This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine.
Adult Clyde:
[yells and stammers] Don't… Be careful with that!
Adult Kyle:
Then put down the gun!
Stan:
What the fuck is going on?
Adult Stan:
Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. You regret this day for the rest of your life.
Stan:
Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead.
Kyle:
Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead!
Adult Kyle:
Kyle, it's true! Cartman gets a happy life but you don't-- you lose everything when you lose this friendship.
Adult Clyde:
Enough of this crap! I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies NOW! [gets gunshot in the heart by Adult Cartman]
Adult Cartman:
Shalom sachem, Clyde. [keeps shooting Adult Clyde, instantly killing him]
Kyle:
[while he and his friends run away] Jesus Christ!
[Adult Clyde falls off the bridge and into the river, dead; Adult Stan, Kyle and Cartman look down from above]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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